What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why can't I lose weight?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?